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glee    queue    

"That’s the thing. You need to be cold to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter, Elizabeth, made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it’s worth, you’re my queen. I choose you."  - Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl (via princess-pewp)

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gossip girl    

shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

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epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

image

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Rachel    queue    
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Darren Criss    

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

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highgaarden:

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

#conceal don’t feel

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allmyfantasiesarethirdperson:

no-assbutt-like-you:

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

bitingsexcellent-itslikekissing:

Ok London. I feel like you’re up to something here.

I must go to all of these places.

but can you imagine though, castiel as a hairdresser?

BritShopOwner!AU where The Winchesters run the family bar and their entire life gets turned upside down when a new hairdressing studio opens down the street.

Somebody write this!

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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words of wisdom    
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